the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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