garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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