New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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