you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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