im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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