Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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