dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
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