Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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