I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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