Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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