I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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