Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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