Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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