when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
