before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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