my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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