My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
