My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
