the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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