so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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