we have officially lost it.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
