My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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