Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
