idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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