I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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