Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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