I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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