i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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