idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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