I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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