Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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