Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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