Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Randomize
