I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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