It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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