Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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