with your own penis?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
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