he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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