If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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