i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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