And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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