We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
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While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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