Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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