yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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