I heard we made out
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I cut my penus on the lid.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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