YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
i came on her dog
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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