I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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