D3 body, D1 cock
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
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