Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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