some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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