Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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